SnarkoPolo

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 33 points 48 minutes ago (3 children)

This is fascism. No one is coming to save us.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Getting us comfortable with shortages. That way, when we stand hours in line for whatever slop Walmart is willing to sell us, "oh well folks we just sold out, try again next week and god bless," Chris Commuter and Mary Minivan will blame themselves...or Democrats.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

There will be no vaccines in the United States.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Who needs science? We have the bible! /s

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He will express moderate concern.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

That's a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won't be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I'm the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein's boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say 'Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!' No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me."

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

But he will vote for it anyway.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

You think "The News" is going to report that? All most people will hear is "big win for the Fat One."

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world -2 points 21 hours ago

That's just going to get a lot of people harmed. We can't win by fighting. We're outmanned, outgunned, out-teched.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (14 children)

They're going to start shooting very soon. And Americans don't have the stomach for the years of passive resistance that will be required.

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