First, convicted in court? Adultery is not a crime. Second, this alleged billionaire bathed in the attention of his famous affair. He posed for photos with Marla. It was on all the tabloid covers and entertainment news. More importantly, Tiffany was born two months before his divorce was final. His affair didn’t get less confirmed over time, but it clearly is less remembered.

I also would not hire a white man to play the new Psylocke. No context quotes mean we get to insert our own, right?

Accused adulterer? He cheated on his first wife with the woman who became his second wife. He is a known adulterer. This is public knowledge.

They’ve done studies: 48% of the time, it works every time.

Phantom debt is debt that has not been reported to credit agencies. You know who hates not having that data on you? Credit agencies.

“The wording is ‘We’re here to harm children.’ Give me a break," he said. "These are young adults.” — Matt Gaetz had a similar argument.

I’ve gone anti-nostalgia since the Star Wars sequels. I might catch Afterlife and Frozen Empire after they hit streaming, but I’m in no rush.

I blame the parents.

It's all about the Benjamins, baby.

“His new wife, yoga instructor Sky Daily, took to Facebook to praise the quick action…” — I read this too quickly and got to the end of the article thinking Sky Daily was a blog or tabloid. Anyway… Hulk Hogan’s wife is named Sky Daily?! Wtf.

Looks like he did it to break Chappelle’s record. That might displeased me at that time. Not so much now.

Bro has superior speed and a gun pointed at that dude’s balls. Might be enough to win.