"My hair's getting a bit long, and my fringe keeps getting in my eyes. It can't be that hard to give it a little trim, right?" 5 minutes later "...I'm going out for dinner in just over an hour. How quickly can I get to a hairdressers?"
Susaga
There is exactly one ad that worked on me. It was a poster for a bottle of Oasis that said "you're thirsty, we have quotas, let's help each other out."
Not even 1d4. It's just 1 + STR, which is standard for an unarmed strike.
I was enchanted by the game the moment I saw how it was played, I loved it as soon as I started playing, and I was captivated as soon as Ash's plot played out. At one point, the game said my life's philosophy in plain text, and another person said it was dumb and pointed out the flaws in that philosophy.
How good are the characters? As soon as I learned you can exhaust dialogue trees, there was not a soul I didn't wander next to to hear more dialogue.
How good is the soundtrack? I have learned how to play I Want To Be The Hero on ukulele.
So glad they flashbacked to the confession, cause I really like the way it went. This episode made me very happy.
I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.
The brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it's hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.
He's an Arsenal fan. Asking him not to watch them play is just unrealistic.
We already have the term "virgin" for people who haven't had sex. The reason they made a new term is so the "involuntarily" part makes them a victim. See, it's not just that they aren't having sex (which they TOTALLY deserve, btw), but they're being actively denied it.
It's a term born in anger and a need to blame someone else. If you don't feel that need, you don't use the term.
I once had a player in my game play a changeling who swapped places with someone, then forgot they were a changeling. So naturally, I had the rest of the party meet the original without her. That was a fun reveal.
I will say, this is slightly hurt by the fact we all said these in the comments of the first joke.
When we put the giraffe in there.