TWeaK

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[–] TWeaK 3 points 6 days ago

All of those things are already criminal, making this seem entirely performative.

[–] TWeaK 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So in other words you wrongly assumed I was in the US and that my tomatoes would therefore likely be Californian.

[–] TWeaK 56 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Did you give up making clever posts as well?

^Sorry^ ^I^ ^couldn't^ ^resist^

[–] TWeaK 26 points 1 week ago

Also the actual roses were in the bushes on the side.

I'm pretty sure they did actually get rid of a lot of the flowers anyway and got rid of things they shouldn't have, but the layout of it isn't so drastically changed and the lawn can easily be replaced.

[–] TWeaK -1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Something like 45% of the world’s fruit comes from our state alone.

This is obviously not true. Maybe it's true across North America, but California does not produce 50% of the world's produce.

American produce is not found on the shelves of European supermarkets. Even big franchises like Dominos, they source more locally than that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato#Production

China produce the most tomatoes in the world, at 37% of the global supply.

[–] TWeaK 0 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Where most your tomatoes and Artichokes come from.

Pretty sure my tomatoes don't come from California lol.

[–] TWeaK -5 points 2 weeks ago

Lol you know nothing about distribution of anything, apparently. Water doesn't generally travel that far. The supplies you're suggesting the US Military would take aren't anywhere near the US.

[–] TWeaK 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of this is precluded by you using a browser that is authorised and approved by the government.

[–] TWeaK 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That’s really fucking weird…

I know, right?!

[–] TWeaK 4 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Global like the world baseball league.

[–] TWeaK 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You wooshed on the joke. Almost all of his children were conceived through artificial insemination. Certainly the most recent ones.

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