It depends on the account for me but I’ve got a couple slow ones. Naturally, one of them is the one I use for all my 2FA, rendering my accounts impenetrable, even to me.

The other slow one is the one I use for the 2FA for the first email account. The most secure system there is!

1. Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
2. Light cigarette
3. Bus will immediately appear

I’ll have you know that I wrote a semi-functional webpage in HTML when I was in college 😎

To save some people a click, growth hormone apparently used to be extracted from the brains of human cadavers in the UK and some children treated with this later developed Alzheimer’s, some of them as early as their 30’s.

Worth reading the whole article, very interesting!

It appears that, like Valve, you have neglected Team Fortress

I intend to print out my favourite porno, frame by frame, then flip-book it. That should get me through a few months without power.

The only bad thing about Ethernet cables is that they’re shaped like a goddamn grappling hook. If I wanna pull an Ethernet cable through my desk, I must understand that every other cable in its path is coming with it.

By stealing and selling your private data, the cycle continues!

Yep, in exchange for returning him, we’ll let you keep James Corden. No need to thank us.

Oh hey, we appreciating Memmy over here?

Memmy gang, represent