Tathas

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[–] Tathas@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago

More like that it was on in the first place.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 12 points 8 months ago

Wait until you hear that Disney's Frozen was only created so that searching for "Disney Frozen" would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney's frozen head.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago

Man, 5%? That's it?

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 103 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago

Game developers:

Thor saying, "Can it though?"

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 28 points 8 months ago

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago

I'm sure I'm going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there's a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, "I'll take a coffee, with no cream."

She responded, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though."

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, "You drove 35 miles this month!"

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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