Telcontar

joined 2 years ago
[–] Telcontar 34 points 8 months ago

It's very versatile though. Every time my wife asks "why does it xyz?", in my most dramatic voice "because it was real"

She hates it lol

[–] Telcontar 16 points 8 months ago

Thank you, cunt

[–] Telcontar 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I don't get it

[–] Telcontar 23 points 9 months ago

This is incredible

[–] Telcontar 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe when he's waffling on going into the door of the dead? I can't remember if he says Legolas or Aragorn though

[–] Telcontar 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Kinda reminds me of the Bone comics by Jeff Smith. I don't know if they were popular or not but I used to get them from the library all the time as a kid

[–] Telcontar 10 points 9 months ago

Swedish kebab pizza feels like it shouldn't exist, but it's honestly so good

[–] Telcontar 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The little x in the corner

[–] Telcontar 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Italian Job. I was unaware of the Aerosmith connection!

[–] Telcontar 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Wow I've never heard a sound in my head so clearly before

[–] Telcontar 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I used this for years without telling my wife it was from a movie. She was not happy with me when she eventually saw it for the first time

[–] Telcontar 33 points 10 months ago

You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

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