You left out the part where he called him sir.
TheBananaKing
I do know about window managers, thanks.
And that's part of the problem: they all have their own slightly different infrastructure that relies on slightly intricate and not-quite-standard plumbing.
Dialogs not opening, or those weird invisible 30-second timeouts opening an application becasue dbus isn't happy because one of the xorg init scripts messed some XDG path or set the wrong GTK_* option, or XAUTHORITY is pointing somewhere weird.
Whichever user is logged in locally should be allowed to talk to the device they plugged in via usb? Well that's just an unreasonable thing to expect to happen by default, let me spend 20 minutes cooking up a udev script to chown it on creation.
Users managing to set their default terminal to some random script they were working on (seriously, how?). Or they initialised their xfce4 profile with the blank-toolbar option and now can't work out how to launch anything.
Notification popups? Sure, the toolbar will let you add one, but nothing communicates with it by default lol.
also jesus christ kde.
And I'm talking about the built-in functionality of the desktop environment wrt package management, not separate applications.
Sure, it's nice to be able to apt-get upgrade and just get everything all at once - when everything is happy with everything else.
But when you get conflicting dependencies and you have to take time out to track down what libpyzongo0-util is used for or what is going to break later on if you just purge it because people use cutesy package names that are worse than Ruby libraries in terms of communicating what they're actually for, and do we need this thing for the core platform or it it form some random crap that was installed ad-hoc and used precisely once, it gets old.
Like I say you need this amount of flexibility and complexity for development and deployment and network services and all the rest. Anyone using Windows for much more than file-print-office-browser-gaming has more masochism in them than I can comprehend.
But for that same very minimal set of core use-cases, you don't need (or, I'd argue, want) flexibility or complexity, you want it to be simple and robust with JOWTDI. And for everything else, you ssh into your linux box and do it there. I was amazed to discover that Windows Terminal is actually really nice; combine that with an X server and maybe a VNC client, and you've got the best of both worlds.
And yes, Windows has all kinds of annoying shit of its own - but that mostly pops up when you want to do interesting things on it, not when you just want to look at cat videos on the internet.
I'm a sysadmin. We're a Linux shop, I spend my life deep in the guts of Linux boxes, both server and desktop.
And for my daily-driver both at work and at home, I use windows.
The UI and overall UX are just better. The annoying bullshit I make a living knowing my way around, I don't have to think about.
For actual development or backend services, of course you want a Linux box. Proper logging, proper tools, build shit, pipe it together, automate stuff and get down and technical when it breaks. Doing that on windows is absolutely hell.
But on windows, the volume control just works, I never have to delete lockfiles to get my browser to open, my desktop login doesn't terminate if something in .profile returned nonzero, I can play every video game out there without having to fuck around, I can use native versions of real apps, I don't have package-management dependency hell, all the pieces were designed to work with each other, and the baseline cognitive load needed to just use my computer is zero, which frees up my brain to focus on my actual work, or for playing games and fucking around on the internets.
Still less than your mum
P1: I cannot cope with the idea that my mind is a mundane physical process
P2: God is... wait, fuck we aren't doing god any more
C: It must be quantum
There's no outer edge of a gravity well. It just tapers off, infinitely.
Imagine a big frozen lake, with a post stuck up from the centre, and a rope tied to it. You've got big wet-iceblock boots on, but you have have hold of the rope.
If you're just standing still, then reaching the post is stupid-easy, you just haul on it, and you slide right on in.
But now imagine you're not just standing there, you're whizzing hell for leather round the edge of the lake at 50 MPH.
You haul on that rope with all your might, it doesn't get you into the middle; all it does is stop you flying out into the weeds.
You simply can't get there from here, your turning circle is too damn big.
That's orbit. That's how it works. If you're going past a thing fast enough, you can't turn hard enough to hit it.
Keys, wallet, phone, shopping bag. That's it.
Less of a tongue twister
Zed-shell, soo-dough, s-s-h
Sex work is work.
The people that do it deserve respect, and all the social and legal protections that attach to any other kind of work.
Your own preferred attitude to sex isn't the point.
Untoasted multigrain, throw in some salt and pepper and maybe some parsley or chives.
This trick is to go light on the mayo.
Better: just learn to live with not feeling satiated all the time.
Not that you shouldn't make vegies a significant part of your diet, just that a big part of the lifestyle change is learning to be hungry between meals as a normal and non-distressing thing.