TheEschatonSucks

joined 5 days ago
[–] TheEschatonSucks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
  1. Sweep the leg
  2. ??
  3. retrieve cell phone
  4. lock cell phone
  5. escape on nearby e scooter

Right up until the next election when they’ll fall in line and vote straight R

Ngl, I’d like to see just a tiny bit more brutality in the next face check. Macron was downright civil.

Right up until Election Day when they pull a Susan Collins

[–] TheEschatonSucks@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

At least they weren’t baffled