ThePJN

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[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Screencap from SNL. Dennis Miller at the Weekend Update news desk, behind him a graphic reads "All Drug Olympics" the Olympic logo under it is made out of circular pills.

Just admit you’ve been watching old SNL clips on YouTube, Pete.

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Burn it down! (Respectfully!) (in Minecraft)

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I like how the embedded tweet in the article is all, “OMG! They want to destroy our culture and the gallery is letting them do it!” Nice return to tradition posting, freaks.

What’s easier tackling people who might soup a sheet of plexiglass? (Assuming you know for sure that’s what they’re going to do and you don’t accidentally tackle tourists from Idaho.) OR cleaning up after they do their spiel for a bit?

Eh whatever, I mean it’s the Mona Lisa, it sucks anyway. 🤷‍♂️

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 year ago

Wholesome-ness on the internet? In this economy?!

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“…they could hang the full size flag of any recognized nation as long as they want.”

Hmm. So hanging a bunch of flags from random countries altogether like this would be okay:

Bunch of emojis of country flags arranged into a halfassed pride flag.

(There aren’t great colour options in the flag palette and you’d probably have to overlap them too but whatever. You get the idea.)

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

So some frogs are just blurry and they cloned Bigfoot replacing the gaps in the gene coding with frog DNA. That makes sense. I get it now.

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I swear every picture of a frog/toad is either the highest res, most detailed in the world OR the fuzziest piece of garbage ever rubbed in your eyes. There's never any in-between. What's your secret you amphibious bastards?!

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Like you go through a teleporter like in The Fly and come out sans junk? I’m down! … (5-10 years after it’s first released.)

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Bangers and mash! 🤘

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Before I zoomed I thought it said “Fake punchline” which was great, but this would also be great.

[–] ThePJN@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

"We put ChatGPT into this hammer!"

"Why?"

"FIRST!"

 

Get yours just in time for the company to go out of business!

 

What do you think of WWE's new World Heavyweight title belt?

 

I'm in Canada so I can't get some of these but I will say that number 4, the Chao slices are really good.

 

Welcome to the community! Just a quick test post.

Looking forward to all the federated discussions. Have fun and be excellent to each other folks!

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