Piggy-backing to nitpick something else. Was he burgling or robbing? Those are different things, Robert. You can't use them interchangeably.

I need to bleach my eyes

Wtf is a tankie?

I'm pretty sure it means 'does anybody else'

A crime

Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

Doesn't work for me either.

Not even remotely

For real. I kept saying irl "dude, you're basically my best friend in this game, but I'm trying to smash Karlach." I wish there was a "let's stay friends" option after the dance.

Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.

We're trying, but our government won't let us.

This guy