Thebeardedsinglemalt

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Damn. Sorry duder. A coworker buddy of mine used to work at a large solar manufacturing and research company a few years ago. He said upper management outright told the workforce that they can't tell you who to vote for, but if the orange turd is elected...the company is literally fucked.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I didn't read that part...what happened

Yo mamma so fat she asked Q to change the gravitational constant of the universe

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (4 children)

I work at a nonprofit hospital, and this week they announced all raises and bonuses are suspended...for regular employees, not docs or execs obviously.

The even sadder part, is a month or so ago there negative ads all over Hulu about how the democratic rep was pLaYiNg PoLiTicS wItH mY mEdIcArE.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, when were the last public elections?

The president of the UFP is an elected position

Don't get lost in the minutiae

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Watching TNG as a kid

Realizing, now, you're only 5 years younger than Patrick Stewart was when he started filming TNG (47)

Which is even more mind-blowing when you consider that a lot for these long-awaited sequels...the protagonist in the sequel is as old, if not older than, their mentor in the original.

I could be mis-remembering on some of these, but...

Creed: Stallone was older in this movie mentoring Apollo Creed's son, than Mickey was in the original Rocky

TopGun Maverick: Tom Cruise is >= Tom Skerritt (Viper) in Top Gun

Cobra Kai: Ralph Macchio >= Pat Morita in Karate Kid

SWTLJ: Mark Hamill >= Alex Guinness

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Even worse, they're wearing uniforms you're not familiar with.

Which reminds me of an old DI topic...why star fleet had changed their uniforms so many times. 1 theory was that Starfleet does it on purpose as a means of helping time-displaced officers identify the general time period they're in. That way they can try to do whatever is possible as not to contaminate the timeline if they go backwards. If they go forward, then the natives can ID where they're from.

By 2033 March now has 35 days

If Kent State happened today a lot more people would die and they'd spin it to say it was started by illegal immigrants

After she used the Earl Grey scented soap, Picard goes down on her for so long there's been a shift rotation on the bridge crew.

Oh so your hands are always like that, then

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This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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