Thebeardedsinglemalt

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Don't forget the future from DS9s The Visitor with an elderly Jadzia.

The TFO that bugs out the most often...

But Everytime he says "watch that first step" I have to say "it's a do-oo-ozy" like Ned does from Groundhog Day

Nobody was looking at Picard's nips in Captain's Holiday. Dude looked like he was smuggling a squirrel.

Troi: I sense deception from our guest, Captain.

Picard: He's a goddamn Ferengi Troi!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (4 children)

i thought it was because she is an empath and could sense the feelings of the shitbags on the big screen.

Alien on the screen: If you don't do as we demand we will destroy your ship!

Troi: I sense hostility

That's not all he's lost...

At this point I'm ready for the anti-tine anomaly to prevent the primordial goo from forming.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We will see a bunch of “this is not the Brexit I’ve voted for” to come.

No, they'll just continue to blame dems, immigrants, and anyone else under then sun except for their godemporer for the mess they voted themselves into.

They'll find a way to blame everyone else when all the Chineseium junk on amazon suddenly isn't so cheap.

They would just think he was talking about the "other" people's guns

They'll still blame it on literally everyone else.

Even when their daughter has an ectopic pregnancy and they can't find help.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 182 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (22 children)

Women: he told you he's taking your rights away and is already letting you die in hospital waiting rooms

Tradesman: he told you overtime and unions are gone

Veterans: he told you he hates you, pissed all over the sanctity of Arlington and is gutting the VA

Hispanics: he told you you and yours are getting deported and doesn't care if you're legal or not

Those on social security, Medicare, Medicaid or ACA: he told you he's cutting/gutting these

Anyone with ties to Palestine: he told you he's going to help Israel finish the job

 
 
 
 

This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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