That's what puberty blockers are for, I think you might be confused

What an incredible few minutes either side of 90. What an unbelievable goal

(Massive let off for Gareth)

Fuck off hahahaha

All he had to do was start the XI that finished the last match.

Big G. Neville speaking facts at halftime.

Trent RB, Walker LB, Gordon LW, Palmer RW.

Thor has decreed that the game shall end until the Germanic siblings can unite against their true enemy: the Jesus worshippers

Come on Denmark, make Scandinavia proud. If you win, I won't mention potatoes for a whole couple minutes

That BoyBoy video is so funny

"What the fucks a Lommy?"

"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by Sunak is a colossal fuckwit who even lost to Liz Truss."

Famously easy, like herding cats

"Hey, who turned out the lights?"

The imperfections in the creases mirror my own uniqueness and imperfections