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[–] oeverbloem@feddit.nl 304 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I’ll just leave this here… :’-)

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 87 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And there's quite a few missing!

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The one on Greenland, for example

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 40 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And the surveillance station in the middle of Australia (pine gap)

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What? there's nothing important in Pine Gap.

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[–] hernanca@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Add to this one another map of past CIA-backed coups and despair.

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[–] Frokke@lemmings.world 123 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah no. Your choice has global impact. Sadly enough.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I mean, I follow the presidental race somewhat because it has global impact, but watching the debates is not worth my time, and I'm fairly certain it's not worth anyone's time, especially non-americans.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 28 points 4 months ago (19 children)

Plus it's unlikely to change anyone's mind. At this point you're either pro or anti Trump and you've had at least eight years to pick your side.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 110 points 4 months ago (32 children)

I will keep repeating this, Biden will be the reason Trump gets reelected. If he loves his country he needs to leave right fucking now. Democrats like him and Clinton are addicted to power. Bernie Sanders could have beaten Trump in both election but the democrats circles of power made sure to get the candidate they wanted. Old fool.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sanders wouldn't stand a chance. Too many moderate Democrats would be terrified of the scary socialist madman.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago

"The scary socialist madman" accompanied by the Democratic Party apparatus? A presidential candidate Sanders along with a moderate liberal VP would have gotten both the traditional Democratic vote (as long as the party collaborated with him, rather than giving him the Corbyn treatment, which I don't trust liberals not to do) and a considerable chunk of the electorate who doesn't feel represented by either party. The day you guys understand that you don't have to fight the Republicans in traditional terms, but rather, to change the coordinates of the fight, you'll force Republicans to choose between evolving or getting buried. But the real problem by this point is whether it is too late.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 96 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its ... horrible how you treat your elderly in closed wards.

I shall avert my gaze.
Didn't mean to pry, it was just too loud to not notice it.

I'd rather look at our ... increasingly hard-right EU politics ... wait, that can't be right, wtf.

[–] quatschkopf43@feddit.org 32 points 4 months ago (3 children)

We used to say that conservative politics in the EU would still be considered left in the USA. Well, I‘m not so sure about that anymore.

[–] Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 months ago

Biden’s immigration policy is honestly a wet dream for most right extremists in Europe

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 82 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Well I suppose the answer I'd give is that because of how right-wing the US is compared to much of the Western world, it becomes a patient zero for whatever the far-right is cooking up - which inevitably influences far-right groups in other Western countries

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Word.

Putin planted his seed with Trump in his greatest enemy (democracy/America). It quickly caught on & has spread globally.

Hundreds of Billions of dollars in US defense hasn't done a thing to halt the attacks on democracy Putin has wraught with a few million spent on his troll army.

The man can't carry out a physical attack for shit, but his cyber attacks have no equal, only willing collaborators (Murdoch et al, the maga army).

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Putin planted his seed with Trump

Please don't post your fanfics here 🤮🤮

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something

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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 80 points 4 months ago (5 children)

As a French tho, do watch the debate between Gabriel Attal, Merdella and Manuel Bombard. See how Bompard (the left wing candidate) politely wipes the floor with both shitbags.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 30 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Is it the official French stance to omit the Oxford comma?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 88 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's only an Oxford comma if it's from the region of Oxford. Otherwise it's just sparkling interpunction.

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[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

That's the topic of the next debate.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Unfortunately, when America farts we're all forced to smell it. America wants Europeans to stay out of American business, buts that's rather difficult to do when that country demands to be the center of attention.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

America wants Europeans to stay out of American business

I don't. Please send help!

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[–] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 4 months ago (7 children)

As a french person we have bigger fishes to fry lmao 😂 (I might live in a fascist state soon™)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago

As an American, I feel ya.

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

As an Italian person, we are already there...

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 4 months ago (2 children)

yeah but your family seems to make your problems our problems so we wanna know just how fucked we are.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 35 points 4 months ago

Yeah it's like listening to your mobster neighbours fighting. It's their business but anyone can catch a stray.

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[–] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In german media there is so much content about america even I sometimes get confused whoch country I actually live in.

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At least you can tell where something happens by place names, I get headlines '12 shot in Manchester gun fight' or 'Birmingham man kills 8 in roadrage incident' and there's just no way of telling it's America... OK, well those examples are obvious but the point stands.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In America that's barely even news

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[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 months ago (4 children)

It's not that us outsiders like to watch your elections closely. But we need to since they're gonna have a big impact on the world we live in, whether we like to admit it or not.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 54 points 4 months ago (15 children)

We're so fucked it's absolutely insane.

I thought Trump had a chance before, but now... My god Biden embarrassed the shit out of himself... Fuck the goddamn DNC for condemning us by REFUSING to have primaries... Yeah it's the tradition because usually the incumbent has a chance, but 90472828 year old Biden? Ffs...

Yes Trump is old too but it was plain as day how much more lucid trump is than biden...

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 months ago (6 children)

This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

[–] bizzinho@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Being lucid is supposed to be a minimum requirement to even apply. But here we are.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Does it really count as "lucid" if you enunciate your lies, fabrications, misrecollections about... everything?

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[–] weker01@feddit.de 54 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I would love not knowing about any debate but lemmy is like: Nope you'll read American "news" if you want to or not.

So next time keep your national humiliation fetish private please

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[–] gruvn@lemm.ee 40 points 4 months ago (20 children)

Will this ever not be appropriate?

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

yeah but that kiddie pool is being rented out for 1500/mo

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

I dont know, I dont think Canada has much room to throw bricks in glass houses at the moment.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

something doesn''t feel right....

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[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 35 points 4 months ago

Too late, I watched it all. It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad.

[–] chagall@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

How is this fascist right wing shit show not a global debacle? Putin, Netenyahu, Bolsanaro, Trump, Modi... Italy & Germany both rolling right. North Korea (of course) jumping on the Russian bandwagon and Xinny the Pooh.

Does Britain's finally dumping the Tories (after a decade & a half+) make them one of the few to break left at this time on the global stage? {Something about broken clocks being right from time to time.}

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As part of the CUSMA trade agreement, I think us Canadians and Mexicans are allotted one sigh of disappointment...

Como parte del acuerdo comercial T-MEC, creo que a los canadienses y los mexicanos se nos permite un solo suspiro de decepción...

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[–] menemen@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is comparable to a loud family feud carried out on the streets with yelling and throwing stuff at one another and then yelling at the shocked onlookers to move away.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Nope, you can't stand there for generations going "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (4 children)

We're literally the family with the drunk uncle who's really fun at parties but now the alcoholism has caught up and he just gets sad and angry when he gets drunk.

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