Then they act like only Fox does this selective coverage thing
Making new languages is easy. Just keysmash with no defined meaning and let the Internet make up definitions.
: "Covfefe"
Incidentally, sometimes the two of them fight about which one gets to do vices, in which case you have a pope and an anti-pope
Electoralism discussion
Oh, got it, so the reason the Democratic Party is moving farther to the right is that the left doesn't like the Democratic Party moving farther to the right, so all we need to do is 
hard enough to move the Democrats left?
It would be such a ridiculous idea to actually run a candidate that even pretends to care about what their voters want, don't you think?
not wearing a mask and stochastically infecting themselves
That's not true, some of them deterministically infect themselves
is walking slowly behind me.
Plot twist: X later comes out as nonbinary and already has the most nonbinary name ever
Oh, got it, it's bewrocrat
You're thinking of Burgundy, Bureaucrat is the current US president's son that died in 2015
Yeah, X Æ A-12. We all thought it was a ridiculous name in 2020 as well.
https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/how-elon-musk-pronounces-x-ae-a-12-his-new-sons-name/
proposes a term limit reform amendment which introduces term limits on a wide array of federal positions (e.g. representatives, senators, Supreme Court justices). However, the amendment discounts all terms before its enactment, so that Trump would be allowed to run for two more terms.
Enough Democratic politicians (perhaps partially motivated by their own career prospects) begrudgingly agree that term limit reform is needed, enough to ratify this amendment before the 2028 election.
To be fair, if Hexbear only had one comm, it would solve a lot of site issues.