However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.
If it's inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you're done, ya pig.
Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong
The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.
So just make it nontransferable.
I’m getting on a plane in a few hours and flying home after a week in Jamaica for my honeymoon.
Then tomorrow my wife and I are plopping our asses on the couch and not moving for the rest of the day.
Seconded. I have multiple domains on name cheap, and manage those domains with cloud flare. Even my self-hosted stuff at home. Especially my self-hosted stuff at home. Maybe google wouldn’t notice a ddos, but my shitty spectrum internet sure would.
Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.
I had a similar thought a while back. I got into making pens. There's a bit of a learning curve and some equipment necessary to get started, but once you get the hang of it, you can turn $20 of materials into $100+, and people with money to blow go nuts for them. I sold 3 pens for $300 to one person not so long ago.
Biggest thing you'll need is a lathe. I got a Wen lathe on amazon for like $150. Get some carbide turning tools for like $40 and you're mostly set.
I feel personally attacked.
Hopping a plane at 6:15 in the morning bound for Jamaica for a week 😄
That’s wonderful until you have a client asking why their pre-alpha demo that you forgot they had access to just called them a fuckwit.
Don’t ask me how I know that one :D
*shitwater