ThrowawayPermanente

TFW you see a bacon double cheeseburger for the first time

TFW you see a bacone double cheeseburger for the first time

Heartwarming but damn, fuck you HP

Also Stalin, for convincing my parents to move to the UK

If it's a real emergency you should be calling 911, not me.

Waterpik is also the bomb

Moved closer to work?

If only this applied to political stuff

And just like that, we were back on reddit again

What are you, some kind of libertarian?

This is how I do it, and I'm not sorry.

In the words of Ron Swanson, any dog under 50 lbs is a cat and cats are pointless