I'm starting to think maybe Elon isn't the 'free speech absolutist' he claimed to be.

Honest question; why would someone need a touchscreen, or a display at all beyond a battery indicator, on their earbuds case?

Never say Boebert three times.

"Have you tried reclassifying them, and then declassifying them again?"

"How do you sleep at night? You obviously don't own a My Pillow."

Wow, that was cringe.

I find the lack of Space Quest titles in this thread unsettling. For me, it's Space Quest IV, but they are all absolute gems.

No fair, she can see that we're cheating and is willing to call us out on it!

This is really weird. The AI stuff is weird, but also, this zoo is local to me, and it's weird that somewhere just up the road a bit is making national news because of this. I've fed their giraffes many times; I haven't been there since the spotless one was born, though.

Jenna Ellis, a lawyer who assisted Mr. Giuliani in his efforts to keep Mr. Trump in power after he lost in 2020, expressed frustration over the looming legal costs a few days after her indictment in the case. “Why isn’t MAGA, Inc. funding everyone’s defense?” she asked last week on X, formerly known as Twitter.

Oh look, a crack in the wall.

I was with this guy at first, blaming rich men for the exploitation of mine workers. But then, in verse two, he turns around and points the finger at people receiving welfare. I stopped listening after the quip about "Fudge Rounds." Just shows that these kinds of conservatives correctly identify the problem, yet are still brainwashed into blaming the poor. The cognitive dissonance is intense.

Oh, it's going to be great if there's a camera on him in court. Not because I particularly want to see him, but because I know that the presence of cameras will greatly increase his likelihood of acting up, speaking out of turn, and repeating false things, all for his "audience." We'll see how long it takes for him to forget he's in a court of law and not in a talk show interview chair.

You'll have to pry Comic Code from my cold dead hands!