So odd as I feel I may be the Ying to your yang. The first zelda is maybe the only one I haven't completed. I think it was incredible for it's time but I think modern controls have left me in a place where I get bored with that entry too quickly.

After all, you and me baby? Ain't nothin' but mammals.

And working eyes and common sense

Where's the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what's upsetting me.

He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.

Mathematically speaking, they should be converted to lemonade.

Sounds like you're telling me that everyone doesn't share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That's crazy, sir/madam.

Sadly, he can only perform a single cock push up. But when you think about it... One is all you really need.

You know... I think I did know that.

Oh my God, I didn't realize how much I needed that. The cutting of the tip of the penis cake, was the cherry on top.

We should... We should be able to watch a little porn at work

I think you're thinking of All In The Family? OPs comment was regarding Big Bang Theory...