[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 58 points 8 months ago

I've never been put under, but I just assumed OP meant that they would say something right before they started counting, not after.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 26 points 8 months ago

I hate when people save their music in a lossy format.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 36 points 9 months ago

Entomologist

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In this case, raw is a misnomer. The packaging on the cashews says raw, but that just means they haven't been roasted. They were still steamed, to neutralize the poison.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 months ago

My mom left some plain potato chips at my place shortly after I moved in. I wasn't going to eat them, so every few days, when I saw some crows sitting on the telephone line in the backyard, I'd leave a chip or two so they'd like me. But I knew it wasn't healthy for them so when the bag ran out, I got some raw unsalted cashews and started leaving those instead. The crows stopped coming to my backyard almost immediately. I know the nuts and seeds are healthier, but I think they only wanted the tasty food with no nutritional content. Same, crows. Same.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 21 points 10 months ago

This is my reaction to any meme I don't understand. I know it's loss. I just need to figure out how it's loss.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 25 points 10 months ago

If you want a vacation, don't insurrect the nation.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 months ago

This is not fair. She hardly even has sleeves.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 32 points 10 months ago
[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 29 points 10 months ago

This week's episode is actually really good. You just have to watch the other 1071 episodes first and I swear you'll like it.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 71 points 11 months ago

"Having legs" was always the most basic tool of bicyclist propaganda. If you have no legs, you can't be fed bicyclist propaganda. The most steadfast anti-biker I knew in my childhood was a corn snake I found in my backyard. Bicycle propaganda did not reach him.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Uli@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyconnect@lemmy.ca

A few times lately someone has replied to me and I click on their comment in my inbox to reply back. It takes me to the thread, but only shows a parent or sibling comment, not the reply that was in the inbox. But if I go back to the inbox and click on their profile, I see the comment in their history.

Most recently, this happened to a comment from Azzy@beehaw.org. They sent me a reply telling me about a containers plugin in Firefox and I just want to reply back thanking them for the tip.

Is this a real bug, or is it an artifact of how some instances are not federated with others?

Android 10 Galaxy S9

Edit: Link doesn't seem to lead to their account. Am I linking it wrong?

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submitted 11 months ago by Uli@sopuli.xyz to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 36 points 11 months ago

Fine, I'll stop talking about 9gag. Sheesh.

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submitted 11 months ago by Uli@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyconnect@lemmy.ca

Basically anything I copy won't paste into the app. The exception is when I copy a link from an app like YouTube and paste it directly into Connect. But if I paste the same link into a notes app and copy the url from there, nothing happens when I try to paste in Connect.

I'm on a Galaxy S9, Android version 10.

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submitted 11 months ago by Uli@sopuli.xyz to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Uli@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Look at him there

With his leathery,

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Uli

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