UmeU

joined 2 years ago
[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Is he dead or in prison?

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

And they will have to file an insurance claim due to the lost sales revenue once he’s gone.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

If they didn’t figure it out the first time around they never will. Only true thing this guy has said is that he could literally shoot someone in the face in the middle of Times Square and he wouldn’t lose supporters.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I actually have another one… my now father in law, back when I first meet my wife, got me an empty dvd case of some random D movie nobody has ever heard of from the dollar bin at Walmart.

Somehow the dvd was plastic wrap sealed and still had the $1 sticker on it, but I later opened the case up and it was empty.

I initially took offense, because it really seemed like an insult, but it turns out that 14 Christmas holidays later and he still gets weird random useless stuff for everyone for Christmas, it wasn’t just me.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Older brother wrapped up his old dirty shoes for me for Christmas.

He thought it was hilarious.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Anyone know how this is being accounted for?

Which of his assets gained him like 200+billion in the last year?

I know twitter lost value after he financed it through the saudis, so he must have gained somewhere else, anyone want to save me a Google?

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Crazy, they’re basically saying, ‘we know this is impossible so just do your best, as long as you remit everything you collect then it doesn’t really matter what/how you collect’.

This is very unfair to the small business because inevitably there will be some customers who will be pissed off when the store doesn’t collect properly, and small business won’t even come close to doing it correctly.

Making temporary short term massive changes to taxation is a very dumb idea. Canada must be drinking uncle Sam’s koolaid to be acting this foolish.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Poop schedule is directly before the morning shower - as Sarah Silverman once said, It isn’t clean unless it’s two inches deep clean.

And if it’s pretentious to brush your teeth every day then I guess I am pretentious.

Bite guard is smart, I need to use mine more.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Bravo

Edit - here I am, two and a half hours later, half my phone battery drained, 50 songs deep on this guy’s YouTube channel, completely blown away, unable to sleep, just one more song I keep telling myself.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

I have always said that so long as McDonalds has a hot burger for a few bucks on every street corner, there will not be a revolution in the US.

Rather than starving to death, we have an obesity epidemic along with an opiate epidemic, which prevents the revolution from getting up off the couch.

Not trying to claim a conspiracy here, just the way things are.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It would cost thousands in labor to set up temporary tax rates based on alcohol content. Most systems have tax rates which apply to product categories, not alcohol content. Liquor store pos systems in the US, at least in my state, typically don’t even store the abv in the price book, which would make this taxation virtually impossible to comply with.

 

You have six buckets all lined up in a row.

The first three are filled with rocks and the second three are empty, so the starting pattern is ‘full full full empty empty empty’.

You are only allowed to touch/move one bucket and for the one bucket you touch, you are only allowed to touch it one time.

How do you make it so that the order of the buckets becomes ‘full empty full empty full empty’?

 

The year is 1985. You are on the ground floor of a four-story building. On the top floor there is a lightbulb. On the ground floor with you there are three light switches. All three switches are connected to electricity but only one of the switches controls the lightbulb on the top floor - the other two switches are not connected to anything.

You cannot go outside, there is no one helping you, and most importantly, you can only go up to the top floor one time to check.

How do you determine with absolute certainty which of the three switches controls the lightbulb?

If this post gets any traction I’ll post the answer.

The answer involves no wordplay, is not cheesy or impossible to figure out… just use logic and you should be able to come up with the correct answer.

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