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Original Smart car?

Hmm, didn't know that was a thing.

The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

Want to make an actual hassle for pricks like that? Go to your local car parts store, buy yourself a tire valve removal tool and leave it in your glove box for this occasion. It's a simple thing to use, take off the valve cap on a tire, insert the tool into the valve, unscrew, and bam all the air rushes out. Best part? The only way to fix it is to have that tool. you can't put air up the tire without that valve.

If the t-shirt thing worked, just wash your pillowcase more often.

Rope, duck tape, and a tarp.

Thanks to everyone who answered, I learned to never trust Google even when making a direct search, and people are helpful and willing to explain.

What about the platypus?

My chemical dependence

No expert, but maybe look into foundation patch, for where I am, it's a rubberized sheet that would glue to the outside around the affected area. Once back filled, the pressure from the dirt is more than enough to keep it in place. I have done that kind of repair before, and it worked for years after till the place was sold. As repairs go, it's inexpensive. You just need a shovel time and the patch. Just do your homework as to it being a viable solution for a block foundation as mine was poured, but I don't see why it wouldn't work. As was said before, trying to fix it from the inside is an uphill battle.