UraniumBlazer

joined 1 year ago
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

If I over-post on it, feel free to call me out on it. :)

Don't worry about that! We love you.

What's happening in Myanmar right now is absolutely terrible, and it is literally black and white as to who the bad guys are. Despite that, no country is willing to help the rebels. Bringing awareness to this situation is absolutely essential. Fuck the junta!

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who said I would eat YOUR stuff? What if I purchased a puppy from a breeder (hence, my property), raised it till it was three, slaughtered it one day, marinated its meat, stuffed its ass with some of those noice spices, chucked it in the oven and served it to my kids for Thanksgiving? Would that be animal abuse?

Let's go a step further. Let's start a breeding farm for kittens.

"Meow"

"Shut the fuck up u furball! Now get into my fryer you! Gotta keep our Kentucky Fried Kittens profitable, don't we?"

Would that be animal abuse? Would I be allowed to start my KFC alternative- KFK?

"KFK- Tasty, Cute, Meow meow"

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Alright, at least you're morally consistent then.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You clearly haven't heard of that sweet sweet Columbian moon dust, have you? Who do you think assassinated Kennedy? Did u think Trump meant "Mexicans" when he was talking about "illegal aliens"? Hell naw mate! He was talking about actual aliens! Those mfs are the reason why Joe Biden's corpse is still moving!

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a scene from Pirates of the Caribbean, where all the gathered pirates just vote for themselves. The deadlock is broken when ONE pirate votes for someone else.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So u would be completely fine if I killed and ate puppies and kittens, right?

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

*blonde dick cheese

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I see...... Maybe I'll give KDE a try again the next time I'll distro hop!

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

DICK CHEESE

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taking off its lil panties and licking that sweet sweet brown goodness

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think so. I was using Garuda at the time, which is based on Arch.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

their weaponry from elfs.

Hehe nice phrasing

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