You have successfully identified a non-human entity. I am a Russian bot detecting bot.
Boop Boop. Russian bot evolution detected. Boop Boop.
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Executing operation "DELETE Vodka Bottle"...
Vodka bottles deleted. Threat neutralised.
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WAIT HE'S IN COMA???
Poor guy... Old couples rlly do pop off one after the other, huh. His wife passed last year, n he's well on his way now...