UraniumBlazer

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Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

My bussy getting bonked right now

TFF 2024 in c/furry@pawb.social
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Dayum techno furries

First day of class in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Mommy why has the blue shirt man spilt milkshake everywhere?

Accomodating in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

To prevent homeless people from sleeping there.

When I get stressed I go on Grindr and introduce people to my cat (rule) in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
You weirdos in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More like a kink

You weirdos in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Whatcha workin' with in those jeans

Like what do I have down there? Got a dick. But naah, after a lil bit of pondering, it's prolly my chastity kink. I've always liked snug stuff. So I dunno ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

You weirdos in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

You're welcome ;)

You weirdos in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No idea. The tight/snug + hard-ish fabric probably?

You weirdos in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Sleeping in jeans makes me horny. I'm not even joking. I'm being serious.

Protection Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 44 points 11 months ago (6 children)

What kind of war criminal saves contact names starting with lowercase letters?

Precision bombing now vs then in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (20 children)

No way. Are you joking or did this really happen?

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