Vagabondshad

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[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything

My son: No?

Me: No. Fireball is the question.

Son: Fireball is the question?

Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago

I feel like Pizza Possum would fit in with goblin games

 

I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people ๐Ÿ˜ณ

 
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 19 points 9 months ago (8 children)

A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

 
 
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

And now you know

 
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 1 points 9 months ago

๐ŸŽถ I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

 
 
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 19 points 9 months ago

As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

  1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

Or

  1. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Hide behind the mound of dead bards!"

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 12 points 9 months ago

Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 8 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's supposed to be butter and jelly/jam/preserves? Idk maybe it's an attempt to infiltrate by extra-planer beings

 
 
[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs

[โ€“] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 5 points 10 months ago

Rolls Insight* 20 "Clearly the pineapple is the slut."

 
 
 
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