Valliac

But however will the poor shareholders get their value this quarter?

Someone think of the shareholders!

It's Twitter, but in longer form.

Everyone's just there to be outraged at something. The whole internet is outrage-bait.

Or that he liked Nickelback?

I'll see past many things, but Nickelback?

Not even once.

Considering I deal with people who blast their music from their phone speakers without headphones, I do not want to know what over-bassed track they're listening to.

I just fired up a GD game with a friend last weekend. I forgot how to play since it's been so long.

Necro/Occultist all day long. BoneZone and the boys causing havoc all around.

...my bones hurt, now.

Gonna do the same. Nuke all my comments and keep the account. Just change the password to something unintelligible.

Standard business practice.

• Get it out there, tout it as the new biggest thing. Most people won't know it's not busted.
• Improve said item once the company behind it actually figures out what they're doing.
• Say it's better, when it's basically the original thing you promised.
• ????
• Profit.

As you can see, Twitter is now firmly in Act II: 'Finding Out'

Just an 'Oh crap investors can see r/sinkpissers shutitdownshutitdown'

When toxic idiots on Twitter drive everyone off, they'll be the only ones left.

Then they'll turn on each other, harassing bots and trolls who'll scream that nothing's being done because they are being dragged.

Then when only the most toxic are left, and they have no one else to intimidate, harass, or make miserable; they'll leave.

Seconding this. They'll likely install their own mods and force-reopen the sub, since it's one of the bigger ones.

Same with r/technology, and other main subs, id assume