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Discuss?

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 89 points 5 months ago

Dogs, rescues are just as doglike and mostly free compared to the Hapsburg simulator known as breeding

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 40 points 5 months ago

Much like Jesus died for your sins, they were arrested for my amusement

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blue's Clues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Blue's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Blue's Clues truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Blue's existential catchphrase "a clue a clue," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Traci Paige Johnson's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Blue's Clues tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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Perdonatela, perché non sa quello che chiede.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It speaks well of that towns people that a homeless cat was eating that well.

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Preferably with your primary address so we know where to send the van.

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Italians have great raw ingredients, if only somebody would teach them how to use them.

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Don’t dox yourself btw. It’s the storytellers prerogative to take a bit of creative license.

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Greetings fellow privacy enjoyers,

Short of blackout curtains or storm shutters what’s a good way to make sure the window is secured?

Thank me in advance

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[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 65 points 8 months ago

A quote from Dean Rusk, former US Secretary of State:

I was never satisfied with the Israeli explanation. Their sustained attack to disable and sink Liberty precluded an assault by accident or some trigger-happy local commander. Through diplomatic channels we refused to accept their explanations. I didn't believe them then, and I don't believe them to this day. The attack was outrageous.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Going after the marketplace is a more efficient strategy than playing whack a mole with individual sellers.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 51 points 8 months ago

That’s an awesome instance name btw

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 86 points 9 months ago

Misleadingly phrased title, he’s promoting cars by limiting councils and their ability to be anti-car.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 44 points 9 months ago

Tried going cold Turkey today, made it like 14 hours.

It’s the right thing to do. It’s a very hard addiction to escape. I know a guy who beat heroin and can’t beat nicotine.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 50 points 9 months ago

“We live in a society” - the jonkler

“Not if I can help it” - libertarians

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 79 points 9 months ago

The quoted comments go far beyond bullying. Death threats should always end in an arrest.

[-] Vode_An@lemmy.ml 107 points 9 months ago

Arbitrary limits on information just mean you have something to hide

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