The poster from /r/cth who began every paragraph with "As a libertarian . . ." is probably already a judge somewhere but is somehow being coerced into not breaking character.
I'd like to see what dril does with the Office of Management and Budget.
I'm just sad for all the forgotten shitposters of yesteryear who never got a foreign service sinecure.
@Zuzak@hexbear.net was right three years ago:
It's a real account of a person who is, himself, a bit.
Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear
FREDERICKSBURG, VA—Unable to fully avert their gaze as the situation unfolded, sources in the men’s locker room at Capital Fitness confirmed Thursday that a middle-aged gym patron put on his shirt before his underwear. “I swear the guy’s pair of briefs were sitting right there on the bench, but he just ignored them and went straight for his shirt,” said onlooker Mike Housakos, who noted that instead of continuing to dress himself after buttoning his shirt down to his waist, the man then walked all the way to the opposite side of the locker room to deposit his towel in the bin. “And it’s not like he was in any rush to get his underwear on after that. He even picked up his phone and looked at it for a little bit. Jesus.” Sources confirmed that at press time, the half-nude man was putting on his socks.
If I remember correctly, there are only two things that all the sources agree Jesus said:
Back at the convention the next morning, a Border Patrol agent was walking the agency’s emotional support dog around the conference perimeter. Her name was Willow, her handler said, and she was 5 years old.
She was giant and soft, with impeccable fur, and had already flown to sixteen different countries. She belonged to a special, docile German breed called the Leonburger and her job was to confer warmth to Border Patrol agents on the verge of committing suicide. She would work as long as she wanted to work and was hungry for lunch, the handler said.
Willow should quit her job without giving notice.
So you've spent your political career trying to fix the known problems in American prisons, right?
Pack them anyway - they're phasing this out in different airports and one of your stops may not have the machines they prefer.
Passengers flying out of Hancock International Airport in Syracuse, New York, did not have to take off their shoes on Monday, CNN affiliate WSTM reported. However, on Tuesday morning at Chicago O’Hare, CNN affiliate WLS saw passengers still being asked to remove footwear.
We gotta rename hexbear.net/PPB
That thumbnail tho
75 hours until Trump holds an interview while wearing a "Not Involved In Human Trafficking" shirt
https://www.theonion.com/right-ear-right-now-1851606905
You guys would be cluggin' a few cans, too, if you had my wife.
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the ruling parties have essentially decided to give up on this year's elections. What are they trying to avoid being blamed for? Is it more than just a global recession? Wrong answers preferred.
The only possible good that can come of this wretched campaign is the ever-increasing likelihood that it will cause the Democratic Party to self-destruct. A lot of people are seriously worried about this, but I am not one of them. I have never been much of a Party Man myself. . . and the more I learn about the realities of national politics, the more I’m convinced that the Democratic Party is an atavistic endeavor – more an Obstacle than a Vehicle – and that there is really no hope of accomplishing anything genuinely new or different in American politics until the Democratic Party is done away with.
From Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72
His page doesn't say, but he has eight children and twelve grandchildren, and his "family enjoys rodeos and living out their cowboy heritage, blending tradition and service in every aspect of their lives."
Some of his most recently sponsored bills: