Woly

Dave the Diver is stressing me out because they keep sending me on wacky missions with ancient artifacts and bombs and shit but every time I go diving in just wanna catch tasty fish so I can have a nice restaurant 😤

Mega "thread"? Just call it a rope ffs

You're (slowly) leaking oil and it's burning off. Keep an eye on your oil levels at the bare minimum.

I won't bother linking the article, but it was darkly amusing to see, literally the morning after Harris's loss, the NYTimes put out an article about how, actually, inflation was a pretty big problem after all, and maybe the administration could've done more to assuage people's frustration about price increases.

OOOOOPS

When you beat the check engine light allegations

The bitching hour. It's like the witching hour, but it's whatever hour you have to get up to go to work.

(Technically the stick buses are trains but the train tracks are just blades of grass that they lay down and they keep blowing away, so everyone forgets and calls them buses.)

In Bugtown everyone's houses are made out of leaves and the buses are just a long stick with acorn-top wheels that everyone climbs up on and one guy holds onto the back and pushes it around. They can't steer very well so they all go in straight lines and if you need to make a turn you have to hop off and jump on another stick going in a different direction.

Thanks, I hate it

I got so excited

Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.