YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM

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I like to picture it as somebody with a polymathic understanding of how to commit a variety of financial crimes crossing jurisdictional boundaries

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You know I wanted to come up with a joke but I don’t think that term is even grammatically correct nonsense, even to do the joke I wanted you’d have to figure out how someone can be a polymath of jurisdictions and then riff on how that’s nonsense

Oh I get it, they mean accounting fraud

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well look what happened to the last one of these who tried to paint watercolours

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

He’ll be judging standard of living by raw GDP/PPP per capita, where the US does indeed notoriously outperform everybody by an absurd margin. This does the rounds even on the “serious” econ net every few months, and it’s always the same paper thin sophistic ideas going back and forth arguing whether it’s telling you something meaningful about euro vs us living. In any case a good portion of self-assessed intellectual types have been drowning in that debate for about two decades (or more) so it’s always easy to spot lurking in the background: it’s a shibboleth for people who’ve self-educated on development by reading blogs.

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Now hold on, I don’t want to say he’s WHOLLY wrong about my people

Identical experience. Goddamnit kid just get drunk and write a bad poem

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’a a magnificent giveaway though. “All the stock images of that bird look the same to me”. Yeah, I agree that you’re not personally capable of critically assessing the material here.

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

stop saying ‘we’ unless you’re actually paid by these ghouls to work on this trash

It gets better: and all of the “metamodern” post-postmodern solutions on the table revolve around making the bot “friendly”

I SAID I WANTED HOT WHEELS FOR CHRISTMAS

[–] YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I don’t see how that works here. Humans don’t become impregnably narcissistic through bad management, rather insofar as management is the problem and as the scenario portrays it humans become incredibly good at managing information into increasingly tight self-serving loops. What the machine in this scenario would have to be able to do would not be “get super duper organised”. Rather it would have to be able to thoughtfully balance its own evolving systems against the input of other, perhaps significantly less powerful or efficient, systems in order to maintain a steady, manageable input of new information.

In other words, the machine would have to be able to slow down and become well-rounded. Or at least well-rounded in the somewhat perverse way that, for example, an eminent and uncorrupted historian is “well-rounded”.

In still other words it would have to be human, in the sense that human are already “open” information-processing creatures (rather than closed biological machines) who create processes for building systems out of that information. But the very problem faced by the machine’s designer is that humans like that don’t actually exist - no historian is actually that historian - and the human system-building processes that the machine’s designer will have to ape are fundamentally flawed, and flawed in the sense that there is, physically, no such unflawed process. You can only approach that historian by a constant careful balancing act, at best, and that as a matter just of sheer physical reality.

So the fanatics have to settle for a machine with a hard limit on what it can do and all they can do is speculate on how permissive that limit is. Quite likely, the machine has to do what the rest of us do: pick around in the available material to try to figure out what does and doesn’t work in context. Perhaps it can do so very fast, but so long as it isn’t to fold in on itself entirely it will have to slow down to a point at which it can co-operate effectively (this is how smart humans operate). At least, it will have to do all of this if it is to not be an impregnable narcissist.

That leaves a lot of wiggle room, but it dispenses with the most abject “to the moon” nonsense spouted by the anti-social man-children who come up with this shit.

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