Cooking the pigeon with his mind:
While riding an elephant in the ocean:
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I would totally have another McDonalds burger every time musk said anything. A cheesy cheese Burger with Bacon. Lots and lots of juicy aminal flesh that is good for everyone. Totally. Forget all of us vegans and non meat eaters.... Greasy cheese meat is the best.
I see it. But an anteater is below the knee. Impossible unless the orangutans are getting kinky again. Sickoes!
Freaking elephants!... With a zebra, with a panda. They see anything that moves and they need to hump it!
The elephants are screwing the sheep and the antelopes again!
These racist politician assholes should never ever be allowed to represent us in government.
You'll need a rechargeable electric shaver, and a quart of black paint....
Here's what you do. First shave the dogs carefully. Then...oh you'll need several circular stancil sizes.....
It would have taken longer to steal if they kept the jewels in individual boxes under beds or maybe individual cubbyholes along the wall. Like the criminals would need a ladder.
Oh...a wet saw. Makes sense..... Criminals carrying 3 jugs of smart water run into the store..... Excuse me, this is a robbery, do you have an electrical chord, we forgot ours.....
Nah, our safe opening guy was busy this weekend.
Well, yeah its dangerous and all but its a living!
Looks like they came well equipped. Is that a sawsall? Or torch? It doesn't look burnt. So my guess is some kind of diamond blade? But those things are crazy slow on metal. Maybe a combination of a grinder and a sawsall?
This gives me an idea. How about every bike gets retrofitted with a large titanium hook. The idea is that if you hit my bike, your car is pretty much totaled. Not just that but if you really hit me, the hook passes thru the radiator, thru the firewall and into the drivers asshole.
Put a little LED light on it as a warning beacon.
Just give them jalapeños. Have them play with the "fruit" for as long as they want.