....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?
Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?
Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.
Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?
I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!