altphoto

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[–] altphoto 7 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] altphoto 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

[–] altphoto 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!

[–] altphoto 5 points 5 days ago

I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

[–] altphoto 3 points 6 days ago

Washington state! WTF! Get on this shit!

[–] altphoto 1 points 6 days ago

Colbert didn't even break a sweat.

[–] altphoto 6 points 6 days ago
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[–] altphoto 7 points 6 days ago

When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.

[–] altphoto 1 points 6 days ago

I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.

[–] altphoto 3 points 6 days ago

OK Mr prez, what's it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol

[–] altphoto 3 points 6 days ago

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

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