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I do believe that fish and people can get along.
Hey, what about pyramids? We could as our citizens to build huge beautiful pyramids!
Oh uncle Jimmy! It was you! You funny!
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Crash once, sh sh sh shame on you. Crash twice, yew, yew, you can't crash me again!
Thanks Mr. Bush! Exactly the point!
I just woke up and I will have a very good day all thanks to you! I will dream of this moment, this feeling of accomplishment!
Only sometimes! And the door goes pop! Too!
A rapist is a rapist is a rapist?
Oh its HPV! Dudes, get your vaccine before they stop making it!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. To me it looks like stuff sticking out of his lip I've seen it before. A manager at a previously loved company used to have one. More like this:
Thank you sir. That is basically the truth in life. There's no point in being here, no place we came from, no reason and no need to be. There's no place to go to. Thus the only thing that we all should do and work towards is to love and help each other. And if there's actually a place to go to, well you'll be judged kindly maybe? But don't count on that because science hasn't indicated that there's anything after here. Just be good and love everyone. Except you know those evil politicians and power abusers.