Good news everyone!!!!!
Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!
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He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.
Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?
Its solves a Google problem....how can it get more of your money?
Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.
Wow! Very nice going TimApple!
What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?
OK sharks, I want to present to you an invention that will blow your minds away! We'll get to why in a moment.
First let's remember that day in 2025 when we could no longer dependent on toilet paper being readily available.
So I ask you, what did you do? Did you instinctively go to Amazon to buy a bidet only to find that it simply splashes your butt? With water of all things?
LOL! Well suffer no longer! Introducing the water stick! You simply turn it on and you brush it against your bum. Its powerful surface jets will effectively shoot any remaining brown matter right off! Just look at all the included attachments for the perfect paperless cleaning!
One dey, I'm gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.
What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.
I'm afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.
No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!