altphoto

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[–] altphoto 1 points 5 days ago

I know Lindsey Graham is waiting to laugh at Gretta when she tries to go into Iran to feed whoever might be left. Maybe something like "oh I hope they know how to ride donkeys!" That's what we can expect now from those politicians.

[–] altphoto 1 points 5 days ago

How about Thoughts and premonitions?

[–] altphoto 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Process to update one excell cell....go to teams find the god dammed folder. Not that one! Double click the file. Fuck! It opened in teams! I hate this piece of shit! Close file. Right click open in desktop, or app or excel depending on if your teams in regular teams, sort of new teams, new teams, new teams with new logo on it, new new teams, or new, new new teams. OK finally! Opened! Click on the cell type your shit. Close file. Hold on, it didn't fucking save! Do it again its fine. Oh there's an unmerged change! Great notifications! Where the fuck is the in merged change? How do I merge the chan...fuck that close it. Go to teams, same folder double click on it make your change. Close file. Holy fucking retarded assholes! I hate Microsoft and their stupid fucking software that nobody checks apparently.

[–] altphoto 4 points 5 days ago

The price for a single family cave has skyrocketed in the past 6 months.

[–] altphoto 4 points 5 days ago

Not yet! I'll as my wife. She said no. Well I tried. Maybe one of our many handsome single guys could do it.

[–] altphoto 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Slogan "to hurt our own citizens for minor infractions while exercising they human rights we swore to protect and to serve rich assholes". But that's to long so "to hurt you and to serve rich assholes".

[–] altphoto 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That guy better get iron clad protection and start recording evidence of what happened.

[–] altphoto 19 points 6 days ago

5 minutes later...oh its legal now. Anyway, I gotta go ride my lambo to my 3 story boat Mansion that was generously donated to me. Oh its an old thing, but its got character and 3 nude cleaning ladies that donate their talents to me as a nude cleaning lady inspector and painter.

[–] altphoto 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Consider that rock over there. See how it doesn't attack anything so everything leaves it alone?

[–] altphoto 11 points 6 days ago

Netherlands is the place where I've experienced these. I believe they are awesome.

[–] altphoto 2 points 6 days ago

Temporarily fucking them a little.

[–] altphoto 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Plus everyone benefits. Even Microsoft would benefit from healthy competition... Instead of making shit software, they should fix the problems.

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