[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks... so hell it is.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Why did the last sentence of his response to the tune of, "my shiny teeth and me"

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The cicada killer description is spot on except it leaves out how absolutely massive they are. They look like a small red humming bird.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Those are my crocs.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

So it's rubber/silicone only then or is there another metallic option? Asking for me.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Every day we stray further from jod.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

I went stopped in Boston twice on vacation for a few days each trip. Aside from the white power shit that happens there I really liked it. It was filled with quaint little shops, the people were cool, the views were awesome, I got to huck a box into the Boston harbor. I would 💯 go back. Shit was a vibe.

On the flip side, I went down to Salem to do tours and stuff and I fucking hated it. The only cool spot was a pet supply place where they sold homemade treats and dog food along with toys and stuff. I was high as fuck petting their shop cat for line 20 minutes. Definite 10/10. If you're nearby get fucking blasted and go pet this lady's cat. She was super cool about me not wanting to come in and look around. Just wanted to pet the cat.

It was the New England Dog Biscuit Company. This was the cat. Go pet the fucking cat.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago

That's what I'm saying. This is less manipulative capitalism and more customer experience. It would hold literally no weight on my decision to stay there or at that chain (assuming it's a franchise) again. If the room sucks it sucks. Duck won't fix it. It's a far cry from McDonald's putting toys in happy meals.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

For the dummies like me, this article references only South Korean birth rates.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

But only if no one is wearing it.

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

I went to an Indian restaurant a long time ago with two coworkers on lunch. The waiter asked me how hot I wanted to which I responded, "just medium I have to go back to work." It was chicken vindaloo and it was the hottest shit I'd ever eaten and enjoyed. I was sweating really bad but it was so good. I barely made it back to the office before I had to start shitting.

I go back on a Friday after work. I tell the same guy, make it as hot as you can. It wasn't nearly as hot as it was that day. I was mad disappointed. Still really good but I wanted it to melt my face like the end of Indiana Jones. Still burned my asshole that way. Defifinite 5/7. Would recommend.

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