andrew

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[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Star spangled banner, autocorrect edition:

Oh Daddy can you see by the Dawn's easily long What do probably we jailed add the Twilight last glowing Whoa being strips and bright state They'd the person force Or the ramparts we watched We're so thankful streaming

And the tickets red flare The bonds busting in sure Have proof their the night That it flat was still there

Oh saw guys that day spangled banner yet and Or the leave of the few And the home of the brave

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 101 points 2 months ago (25 children)

Maybe it's simply because he's not the sitting president and his detail is much smaller? I'm not at all familiar with the way FPOTUS security is run but I do believe I remember they don't get anywhere near the resources POTUS gets. They're also not often running for reelection so this seems like an increased risk, reduced resources situation.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah I'm not going to let the English language be shaped or solidified by people who have dedicated their lives to studying and deeply understanding language!

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 8 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, who's spreading hate and fear?

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This time of year, when we get a breeze it's much more like when you open the oven to check on something baking.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that a threat?

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

That's it, I'm reporting you.

/s just in case

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 102 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I looked her up. I'm pretty sure this is satire judging from the comedic nature of most of her posts.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 9 points 3 months ago

If it makes the people paying taxes feel happy then I don't see why not.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 22 points 3 months ago

You can grow lots of fruit or veggies into a mold. I'm guessing that's what this is. Not enough toes to be AI.

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 13 points 3 months ago

That sounds like a great question for the highest court in the country. Wait a minute...

 
 

I just wanted to binge on some Skittles like it's 1995.

 

Bonus meme that didn't fit my vision as well:

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun to c/pics@lemmy.world
 

Bonus jalapeño flowers feat. jalapeñito in the bokeh.

 
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To shreds, you say? (lemmy.stuart.fun)
 

I just want to open a box without tearing it to pieces.

 

I just want some abs at least once in my life.

 
 

Artist is ChonStuff. Source for this one

 
 
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