Can someone remind me of the last time a U.S. president took a principled stand on some foreign policy issue? Seriously, I'm not just asking this to be a dick. I'm pretty sure things are set up to ensure this does not ever happen.
Assuming they were dropped by whoever installed that plug, 100,000 years, as estimated by the experts cited by the article.
It's like they spent a lot of time and effort thinking about, how many different ways can we make this more terrifying? I'm having trouble coming up with anything else they could do short of anything really blatant like attaching it to a mobile body with flailing meat grinder arms and giving it a blood curdling 100 decibel scream.
No, just 100,000 years old, can't you read?
I was really hoping to see him almost fall over, but that was really a nothing. I hate him too, but stooping to exaggerations like this is kind of pathetic.
One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.
Oh they thought of that, there's a whole bunch of cushions glued to that side of it.
She established the award with them, while she was still alive.
[Edit: they've since changed the criteria for the award.]
Is that beard to make him look younger? Because it looks like that beard you sometimes see on young guys figuring out that they can't really grow a decent beard...
Um, what's the etiquette around sending unsolicited stick pics?
Flaws I didn't pay for piss me off a lot less.
Those are things that are in the interest of the US foreign policy agenda.