blackluster117

joined 2 years ago

More like a haymaker.

"Do you bleed? You will."

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm honestly beside myself.

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

First it's "I can kill you whenever", then it's "I saved your life". Kinda sounds like maybe you can't do anything, dude. What an asshat.

Agreed, it's looking snazzy OP.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This guy can vote and drive.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because average reading comprehension is poor. I had to start doing the same thing in work emails so that people would actually read them, because if I didn't they would ignore standard paragraphs that just register as lorem Ipsum text blocks to them.

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