What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about? by braiseit420 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

Epic's Layoffs Should Be Blamed On A Quixotic Pursuit Of The Metaverse by braiseit420 in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

They're really tilting at windmills with that one, eh?

‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize by braiseit420 in c/technology@lemmy.world
What was the worst bastardization of a classic book into a movie? by braiseit420 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago

Related in name only. I loved the book and got curious about the movie.

What a boring useless mess of tropes. Brad Pitt travels the world and saves everyone. There, I just saved you 90 minutes.

What Cars do You Swear By? by braiseit420 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You know what "Ford" stands for, eh?

Fix It Again, Tony.

But to add something to the conversation, my vote goes to Toyota and Honda.

Anecdotally: Had a 1999 Corolla that I drove into the ground, ignored oil changes, was a stupid teen, and it ran fine until I wanted automatic windows. Currently riding in a Nissan Altima, which seems to be pretty great (as long as the transmission doesn't fail, which they can do sometimes).

Parents had a Ford Eacort that was a lemon, and a Ford Escape that was a money-pit.

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Window washers of Lemmy, what did you see that you were not supposed to see? by braiseit420 in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.

We must all submit to the unseen orb. by braiseit420 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Matty Healy: Malaysia festival cancelled after The 1975 singer attacks anti-LGBT law by braiseit420 in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

As an aside, here's Doug Stanhope's experience with insulting Thai royalty.

Doug Stanhope's $12,000 Asian Booboo

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