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OP is saying that they would probably initially find takers in the form of terminal patients seeking euthanasia. But since the question asker stated that you can choose the timing and cause of death, then it follows that you can cause anyone to live as long as (naturally) possible. Once word got out, you could make a killing guaranteeing long lives.

Because what else are you playing on Switch 2 if not Mario Kart World?

Stay active, folks. Motion is lotion for your bones and joints.

Fun fact, there is more genetic variation within Africa than there is in the rest of the world combined. This is because only a small lineage of humans ended up migrating out of Africa.

They'll break eventually but it's nice to get a couple more uses out of them for things like bags of frozen veggies and stuff.

Not only do I use these, I save and reuse them for other things.

This depends on the state and depends wildly on the circumstances. Driving in a reckless manner, e.g. while intoxicated, and killing someone is probably a felony everywhere.

I came here to post this exact fact from one of my favorite vsauce videos

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OP have you ever been here? The biggest threats I face daily are gaggles of yuppie wine moms taking up the whole sidewalk with their double wide strollers.

OP have you ever been here? The biggest threats I face daily are gaggles of yuppie wine moms taking up the whole sidewalk with their double wide strollers.

My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.

A nice crusty loaf of bread.

Fresh bread is so good, doesn't stay good that long, and has a very long lead time.