charonn0

joined 1 year ago
 
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

I just use Everything desktop search and let the files fall where they may.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Just lemmy in a browser for me. Never used facebag or twatter or others besides reddit.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like, “I want a sandwich but i can’t afford one. I guess I’ll go become a porn actor or a prostitute to earn money"

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird premise aside, Kirk's speech at the end about how it "must apply to everyone or it means nothing" is actually pretty stirring, IMHO.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 93 points 2 weeks ago

So instead of an illegal lottery it's just fraud.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want Roland Emmerich to make a movie out of the short story A Pail of Air.

tl;dr/spoiler: ~20 years ago, a black hole passed through the solar system and captured the Earth, dragging it inexorably away from the Sun. This causes great earthquakes, tsunami, and other immediate civilization-ending catastrophes, but the real disaster comes when the atmosphere freezes and falls like snow to the ground. The original story follows a young boy born after the cataclysm whose chores include collecting buckets of frozen air.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Brussels sprouts, sure, but not lentils.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The OP should have included a content warning about content warnings!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 19 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago

The government only knows that they voted, not how they voted.

 
 

An elderly Catholic priest dies one night peacefully in his sleep after a long life of serving God, and finds himself standing at the pearly gates.

"You were such a pious and holy man in life," began St. Peter, "that as a reward you can make one request of me before leaving behind your worldly cares and entering heaven."

"Well," says the priest, "I'd like to read the original manuscript of the Bible."

Even more impressed now than before, St. Peter grants the request and takes the priest to God's own private library, before leaving him to his studies.

Shortly afterward, the priest lets out an unholy shriek. St. Peter rushes into the library and asks, "what is it? What's wrong?!"

And through gritted teeth and streams of tears the priest cried out: "Celebrate! It says celebrate, not celibate!"

 
 
 

Odd that they never re-filled the whale tank

 
 

It would have included loops of Star Trek sound effects, but Paramount lawyers said no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani#Musical_themes

Thank you for your attention, Bajoran workers. This mandatory cultural appreciation moment has been noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your food ration.

 
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