How old are those boots and what kind of work do you wear them for?

Interesting. I enjoy both coffee and tea, but I also take tea as a cure for a stomach ache.

Photos won't convince people like that because they'll just think it's all fake. I suspect even if we all pitched in to buy them a trip into space, they still would think it was all fake -- screens instead of windows, like an amusement park virtual reality ride.

Ears are for losers.

I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

My first serious boyfriend taught me how to change the oil, change a tire, and rotate the tires on my car. Also that I don't like anal.

socially acceptable pretext for casual morning alcoholism

Best insight that I've gained from all this.

Pure evil. Also brilliant. Did you ever tell him?

Also a professor of mine said she avoids it because some veteran students get twitchy when they see it.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Are you still in touch with Julie? I hope she moved out and went on to become a well-rounded, functioning adult with a good job and healthy social life.

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain't nobody gonna trample on their freedom.