chronicledmonocle

joined 1 year ago
[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

The most badass trash can that ever did exist.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're pushing for that, but it isn't what this person was taking about that they quoted. Nowhere in the article does any direct quote say that.

We know that's the path they're going to take by their actions, but they're extrapolating in an article quoting something else.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This article is clickbait garbage. What they said is SO MUCH WORSE, but calling it "Menstrual Surveillance" is fucking stupid. While menstruation and pregnancy are obviously related, they're not the same thing.

What they actually said is that they want to have states he able to monitor pregnancies so they can know if a woman becomes pregnant, but then suddenly isn't anymore, so they can question them for an abortion, either illegally in state or out-of-state. Given they're also pushing to monitor menstrual cycles alongside pregnancies, it's full on police state shit that goes even further than what is described.

Clear. Concise. Factual. That's all you need. The right already gives you what you need to show how fucked up they are. You don't have to clickbait. It's dystopian enough on its own.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I mean .... Vance is an idiot, but I have three boys. Between me, my wife, and my three kids, we each eat 2-3 eggs worth of scrambled eggs some mornings. 5x2 is 10, 5x3 is 15. That's right in line with his claims, if he counts himself and wife, which he probably is and just being an idiot again.

That said, I don't have eggs EVERY DAY. FFS my cholesterol would be sky high. I do buy 10-15 dozen eggs at a time, though, because the local farmer's market sells 15 dozen for $25-30 and eggs will keep for 6-10 weeks in the fridge that is consistently the same low, near freezing temp (perfect for the outdoor, secondary fridge).

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're just not going to vote?

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They don't until their social security checks stop flowing.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you mean "improved"? Ubuntu is based on Debian.

Ok bud. Sure thing.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know the latest thing to call Republicans is weird....but this dude is a whole 'nother level of fucking weird. What the actual fuck.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 135 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

As a straight dude, my first internal knee-jerk reaction was "this is such a stupid solution to a stupid problem", but then my mental "Don't be an asshat because not everybody is like you" guard rail kicked in.

Clearly this is a product for a market of people that it works for and I'm happy for them. Enjoy your neat keyboard thing, long nailed peeps.

You know you're an absolutely shit person when even MTG is like "woah, that's too far". I didn't even know she had a line to cross because of how batshit crazy she is.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Last night, to my wife: "He's going to claim ABC was rigged against him and that the debate moderators were slanted against him"

This morning:

So predictable.

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