collapse_already

joined 10 months ago
[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago

Someone should end Kyle before he kills again.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Somebody is about to lose her own personal race war in prison, lol.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Early menopause? Nah, we think you have had 4 abortions this year. Prove you didn't or go to prison."

I guess we shouldn't expect better from the party of bad female anatomy, sex education repression, and couch fucking. Weirdos.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the comment above yours was more targeted towards the dumb shits that keep electing him. Why vote for someone that has credible accusations of that nature?

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

He sure looks like a colonizer to me. Maybe he should be deported. We'll probably have to butcher him to send the appropriate proportions back to their respective countries of origin, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Are you trolling? The seasonal variation in arctic glaciers is negligible.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

My favorite error is "password is too long."

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I looked out the window and seen his bald head,

Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

Launched that shot and he was caught out there

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

The media should learn to write anonymously in the active voice. Instead of saying "thousands have been killed" say "bombs kill thousands." Active voice, but still no need to blame shift, excuse, or dissemble. [Sarcasm for the slow]

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

Yeah, let me guess, the convicted felon also thinks he shouldn't be punished. If there is someone's opinion that is less valuable on this topic, I don't know who it might be. He literally wants to protect his cronies from prosecution so they cam protect him. Blatant public corruption on a scale rarely seen in this country. Dare I say Putinesque? Yeah, that's pretty apropos.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

WIN+SHIFT+S - to start snipping WIN+L- lock the computer WIN+R - run a program dialog

Pretty much the only things I use it for.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

I want to ask "Hey, Clarence, is it true that you think your vote should only count for 3/5ths of mine?" and "is it true you think the all of the constitutional amendments were mistakes?" until he has a heart attack.

 

We'll melt some permafrost and release trapped methane that will melt even more permafrost.

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