considine

joined 2 years ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans

No! I'm keto! in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

The zombies are at a wedding

(:3) in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing they didn't expect a specific answer. Well done.

Battle for Pokrovsk: The Ukraine that city could be the most important of the war in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Battle for Pokrovsk: The Ukraine that city could be the most important of the war" Do they check their titles for grammar?

What search engines do you use? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

AskJeeves for classy results

Anon signs up for a 5k in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Apparently a reference to a game TF2 (no idea) in which one character says "women..." and they both drink coffee and laugh.

Doomsday Clock set at 89 seconds to midnight, closest ever to human extinction in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

10 seconds to explosion. Time enough to watch the pressure wave and sip the Folgers.

'Please remember the game has no plot': Vampire Survivors dev points out one of the many challenges in turning its roguelike into a live-action film in c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's a strong Italian influence in the character names, which are often quirky, pun filled, and dirty. I feel like the movie could be a Renaissance Italy sex comedy a la 70s horror films, but with a comedic twist. Like Suspiria or Vampyros Lesbos, but comedic.

Humans included* in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sno for the Sno-Cone?

House Passes Bill to Impose Sanctions on I.C.C. Officials for Israeli Prosecutions in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Rules based international order, indeed!

151 Million People Affected: New Study Reveals That Leaded Gas Permanently Damaged American Mental Health in c/futurology@futurology.today

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So no one has to change anything physically? Just tax and poof? Neat trick.

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

You don't realize how severe the spanking is though...