darkpanda

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[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My favourite is when you’re reading documentation for an API or an SDK or whatever and the examples show things like “2024-05-05” as the date where they’re both the same number and you can’t discern it at all. Like, use Halloween or Christmas or something as the date so it’s always obvious, eh?

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He may have lived a sheltered life. There was a story about him at his desk one time and he had dropped a piece of paper on the floor, and he called one of his servants in. When they arrived, they asked what the matter was and he motioned to the paper on the floor. The servant immediately said, “of course Your Majesty” and picked it up off the floor and deposited it in the garbage can (Or bin, if you prefer) and went on his way.

I’d say he’s not exactly in touch with the commoners.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You appear to follow the Vulcan philosophy of IDIC: I Debunk Idiotic Claims.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine getting drunk the night before and not having heard about the calendar change and then making up the next day and it was ten days later. You’d think you were Lord of the All-Time Benders.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, basically. You get the same flavour but in a powdered form. Imagine opening a bag of chips and getting a soggy mess of liquid vinegar. It would be chaos. Its probably cheaper too, but I don’t know shit about chip manufacturing.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's a poet, he's a picker
He's a prophet, he's a pusher
He's a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he's stoned
He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction,
Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home.

The Pilgrim, Chapter 33

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

The code directly below:

function getPathToUploadDirectory() {
  return config.tmp_path
}
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unfortunately most chip companies don’t actually use salt and vinegar directly, they use sodium diacetate and sodium acetate which when combined produce the salt and vinegar flavouring we know.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can they not be recalled?

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some terminals copy a formatted blob to your clipboard, so you may need to make sure it’s in plaintext before pasting. If you’re using a clipboard manager, look for a “paste without formatting” or similar function, or paste it into a plaintext file first and then re-copy that to make sure it loses the formatting.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Riker and Troi learn a life lesson and the exit the holodeck.

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