It took me a minute to realize how fuckimg perfect this picture is.

Also: me trying to write fucking with swipes: Ducking chucking docking fixing cycling duckling… Apple really doesn’t want me to type it.

I still think my 2012 Macbook Pro with the Highres screen was peak Apple. It’s been downhill ever since, but the current releases of macOS and iOS are a an extra special kind of crap. The worst part: it’s still miles ahead of Windows.

In my head Discovery will always be ST:MBS - The Michael Burnham Show.

Absolutely. He’ll also run again if he wins, because his Supreme Court will decidee that a two-term-limit is unconstitutional.

That’s great until Google finds that one picture of your child at the pool and immediately deletes your CSAM-harboring filthy account.

I’m still waiting for someone to ask for an explanation and someone (possibly else) to provide one.

No instruments, just a microphone to talk to ChatGPT.

I think I found my user picture..

The article mentions ‘the crazy eight’. I’m surprised now one has labeled them ‘The Hateful Eight’. Yet.

Wonder how long it takes for the first Tesla driver to total his car this way…

Matthew Sobol, is that you?

I was going for ‘removed a certain cancerous bipedal species’, but yeah.