detectivesniffles

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confirm that 'bongo obliterator' mia will be allowed to 'play [client] like bongos': y/n

i'm giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

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i bet your butt has a crack in it

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results

everyone imperator until the wealthy roman geriatrics smuggle gladii across the pomerium

i think more than anything this more reveals that you just wanted to make a commentary on genital mutilation. fair enough but you didn't really need to make so many assumptions about op to do it