detectivesniffles

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New tipping rule just dropped in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

i'm giving you a 90 degree tip

you mean a 90 percent tip right?

...

is that all you rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
us vs them rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i bet your butt has a crack in it

Tools rule! in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 7 months ago

everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal

Don't play rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 7 months ago

it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹

Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

Take this quiz, it's madator(ule)y in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results

Ides of Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

everyone imperator until the wealthy roman geriatrics smuggle gladii across the pomerium

I just trimmed my nails in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

i think more than anything this more reveals that you just wanted to make a commentary on genital mutilation. fair enough but you didn't really need to make so many assumptions about op to do it

So that's what the different versions of emojis are for in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

they really got that just-dipped-my-balls-in-the-unidentifiable-buffet-soup-and-it-was-scorching kinda look to em

fixed fixed rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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