Is that a real sticker?
Maybe God is punishing us because we elect imbeciles.
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
(But I like yours)
Let them go back to jerking off to the underwear catalogue then.
I doubt Bob himself would have, for any price.
Wtf man that hurt to read
The object is to get rid of your cards in uno
I would be cautious about that if you have a cat, and/or children. It’s toxic to cats and some people are hypersensitive to it.
I’m not dead yet, but my Cuisinart, “Mr. coffee”style coffee maker has been going for at least 15 years and parts are available still. All the electronics still work so I can program it to have coffee waiting for me in the morning. 
Here’s a link to a brand new one that looks exactly the same as my old one.
https://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/cuisinart-12-cup-brew-central-programmable-coffee-maker/
I’ve seen a lot of discussion of account portability, so I think it’s a feature that will be coming, and hopefully soon.
I’m shocked, shocked! (Well, not that shocked.)